How To Really Enjoy

Now, this is how to really enjoy a cupcake:
First, place the whole cupcake up to your mouth and begin tasting.
(Also notice another technique in the background by my cousin, Jack, the birthday boy, who leans over and licks the top using no hands.)

 Next, remember to not waste any time by moving the cupcake away from your mouth, but continue eating and pushing the cupcake toward your mouth.

 Finally, when it seems that all of the "extra" and unnecessary pieces of the cupcake have fallen away (either down your shirt or in your lap), you will still have some sweet tastes left on your mouth for licking.

What?? My cousin, Cade, didn't get any cupcake on his shirt?